A bio with a point
Lead with what you do, who it helps and the experience that makes you credible. Use the bio templates to replace a list of titles with a clear introduction.
Words worth an editor’s timeBios / About pages / Pitches
Pitchsmith · Roast My Press Page
Less founder fluff.
More story.
Turn your bio, About page and pitch email into something an editor can actually use. Watch the public rewrites, then sharpen your own with the $27 template pack.
For founders with a real story—and too much jargon.
What you can expect
01Honest, specific edits02The reasoning behind each rewrite03No promises of press coverage
The editorial approach
Keep the substance.
Lose the spin.
Roast My Press Page takes apart the words that obscure your work, then rebuilds them live. The point isn’t to sound impressive. It’s to make your story clear.
An illustrative edit, not a client result
“A visionary founder disrupting the future of work.”
“I build scheduling software for teams working across time zones.”
Specific beats spectacular.
An About page with a story
Find the problem behind the business. Public teardowns show how to cut vague mission statements and bring the useful details forward.
A pitch that earns its opening
Use the pitch templates to put the angle first, connect it to the publication and make the next step easy. Less autobiography; more relevance.
Start with the words
Your first better pitch: $27.
Press-ready template pack
$27The DIY starting point: bio and pitch templates you can adapt to your business, your evidence and your voice.
- Press-ready bio framework
- Pitch email framework
- A reusable foundation for your next introduction
Planned · not open yet
Done-with-you rewrite
$497A collaborative rewrite plus a pitch list. For founders who want editorial guidance, not just a framework.
Planned · not open yet
Ghostwritten byline
$3k+A full-service byline and placement engagement. Scope and publication fit will be discussed individually; coverage is never guaranteed.
Make the next introduction count
You have the story.
Give it better words.
Start with the template pack. Leave the buzzwords behind.